Artist: totalspiffage
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Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.
I’m every one in this
MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!
WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!
MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!
MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!
May Cash Gabby bring you all the blessings you deserve this year.
one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see
this is the funniest reply everyone else go home
real shit?
Merry Christmas Eve everyone
a BeTtEr mOrE poSiTIve THuMbErler
right, @staff ?
“Until you can see that there’ll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead, and then.. take a deep breath.”
T2 Trainspotting (2017) - Dir. Danny Boyle
Reblog if you’re bisexual, or if you support bisexuals, or if you want Queen Elizabeth II to outlive Donald Trump
“I’m a music producer”
this has mad ‘wow your chinese is great - yeah bc I’m chinese lmfao’ energy