“Every 11 seconds in Moonbeam City, 10,000 people get shot. 8,000 people get stabbed. 2,000 people get stabbed, then fall into a bucket of knives and guns which stab and shoot them. 300 people get shot… with Novocaine… so it’s less painful when their teeth get stabbed. 80 people get stabbed by a knife shot from a gun. Some call this “getting shabbed”. Of course, these facts are incomplete, because every second, 90 statisticians get shot.” — Dazzle Novak (via argentarachnids)

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